*studies for 2 minutes*
you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled
pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight
ok so while i eat macaroni and chicken fingers someone go buy me new clothes and makeup and girl products and whatever.
Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing
my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye