Dear sluts, you're all sluts.

officialfrenchtoast:

*studies for 2 minutes*

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bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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a-ionia:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

ok so while i eat macaroni and chicken fingers someone go buy me new clothes and makeup and girl products and whatever. 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

 

vylizardo:

onlylolgifs:

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

OMYGOD HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha
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flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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!!!!!!

redsuspenders:

good